Charlie Sheen on Jimmy Kimmel Live!

Charlie Sheen made a surprise appearance on US talk show Jimmy Kimmel Live on Monday night.

The host was halfway through interviewing US entrepreneur Mark Cuban when Charlie burst in, swore at the audience, and landed a fat kiss on Kimmel's lips. "I can't stay, I can't stay, I got a show to write god damn it," said Charlie before offloading a bag of 'winning' and 'tiger blood' merchandise in the crowd. "How are you, are you getting enough sleep?" asked Kimmel. "Yes your lips are very moist," replied Charlie inexplicably. Sheen's Goddess Bree Olson says: "I Don't Respect Charlie Sheen"!