Pam Ward Chronicles: Week Six

Sorry for the delay in getting the post up today. I'm actually on the road, but will be back for most of the afternoon and evening games. Help out as much as you can in the comments, and I'll see you all then.

Week Six Announcing Schedule
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"The Arizona Defense is last in the SEC."- Bob Griese (via Jason)

"Youve got to put finger in dike, dam is about to burst." - Tim Brandt (via JGreul)

"This man is writing his own chapter in the book of fantastic."- Doc Walker (via JGreul)

"Spurnability out of the backfield."- Bob Rathbun (via Joe)

"...like Sharks to chum" - Chris Spielman
"I think that's the first time we've ever heard the word "chum" on a college football broadcast" - Dave Pasch
"Obviously you've never eaten at the Chum Bucket, operated by our good friend Plankton" - Chris Spielman
(via Ryan)

"Some father-daughter action. That's what it's all about."- Dave Lapham (via 49er)

"His friends in high school used to call him jetski, because of the way the dirt came off him."- David Norrie (via BSPN)

"Kinestetic...yeah i said it."- Matt Millen
"What does that mean exactly."- Sean McDonough
"Body part awareness. That's what that is. And if it didn't, it does now. I just made it up."- Matt Millen

"I can't root for Jimmie Johnson to win the Nextel Cup b/c of all of his Super Bowl wins."- Matt Millen (via Blunty)

"I'll tell you what muscles that's working. That's working the pectoralis majors and pectoralis minors."- Akbar Gbaja-Biamila as the Middies have to do 56 pushups after a score against Rice.

"Dive play. Greg Louganis is going to show up here soon."- Verne Lundquist

"Earl Thomas down the sideline. GOODBYE EARL!"- Brad Nessler with a Dixie Chicks reference

"He's a war-daddy."- Kirk Herbstreit

"If they don't stop Tebow, it's going to be a long afternoon."- Spencer Tillman at 9:30pm EST

"The Dodger swept the Cardinals in the National Championship Series." - Brent Musburger (via JFein)

"When speed goes in the wrong direction, that can be a bad thing. So when you have fast guys that run the wrong way fast, that's even worse than slow guys that run the wrong way slow."- Bob Davie

"Some kettle corn. And it's percolating and poppin' down on the field."- Mark Jones