Memo To Consumers From The Gas Industry

TO: Gas Consumers of Canada

FROM: The Gas Industry

RE: The Harper Majority

As a result of the wonderful election win by Stephen Harper and the Conservatives, we have decided to jack the price of gasoline up to a ridiculous level SIMPLY BECAUSE WE CAN. And since NO ONE IS GOING TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT ... expect more!

Yours sincerely
Shell - Esso - PetroCan - and all the others!